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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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h0odrich:

*knows you want it in da worst way*

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pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

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4gifs:

Look…it’s mom

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Marauders Appreciation Week [1/7] - One Order Member

The school greeted Minerva McGonagall’s return with delight. Minerva threw herself into her work, proving herself a strict but inspirational teacher…. The death of Dougal McGregor, however, although traumatic, seemed to free Minerva. Shortly after Voldemort’s first defeat, Elphinstone, now white-haired, proposed again during a summertime stroll around the lake in the Hogwarts grounds. This time Minerva accepted. The marriage (cut tragically short, though it was destined to be) was a very happy one. The accidental death of Elphinstone from a Venomous Tentacula bite, three years into their marriage, was an enormous sorrow to all who knew the couple. Minerva could not bear to remain alone in their cottage, but packed her things after Elphinstone’s funeral and returned to her sparse stone-floored bedroom in Hogwarts Castle. Always a very brave and private person, she poured all her energy into her work, and few people - excepting perhaps Albus Dumbledore - ever realised how much she suffered. [x]

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bonelight:

these discreet ‘no camps’ kinda guys need to fuck off

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aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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Dead serious, I fled my room because of the massive dirtbag scuttling along my wall. Spare blow up mattress floating around?